Wild in the woods.......

Where is the cake.....

Where are my candles...I am 14 human years old....I should at least be able to eat the frosting..

Soooooo where is the cake...where are my humans...

Thank God....she is back....the cook.

The food Goddess...of cakes and frosting and all the good stuff of life.

She likes guns....however...I must differ with her due to I am scared of loud noises and do not like to see blood and violence.

So I am off to the woods...here is a picture my human painted for me.

Ohhhhhhh it is her new gun.

The next picture is John the Bear. I will let my human talk now.



WHERE IS JOHN THE BEAR?

BY: GERRI TO BE ANNOUNCED

I AM OUT IN A FROSTING COVERED FOREST LOOKING FOR JOHN...........HE IS A BROWN BEAR AND IT IS TIME TO SEE HIM AGAIN. HE ALWAYS COMES OUT THIS TIME OF YEAR.

jOHNNNNNNN

WHERE ARE YOU? IT IS TIME TO EAT FROSTING! hA...THAT ALWAYS GETS HIM.

He may be hiding in this log.......

Or under in a cave...

Lets look...

It is a beautiful Fall day in the High Desert....

A good day to play and frolic in the sun.

A good day to be alive and breathing...........

A good day to be in love.

I have been looking for these mushrooms in the frosting....oh here they are....

Where could John be hiding.

He is not here.....I just know he is in the cake and eating too.

I know he is full of strength and curiosity and will attack if he feels provoked or is hungry or threatened...so will I...I would kill if anyone hurt my young bear children....

I know all this due to I am only half human and half bear. Where could he be....the frosting is melting...I am getting hungry...I think I will bake a cake.

He is not here.

Ha ha I bet he is catching Salmon under the waterfall....lets see?

I dream of frosting covered trees, an edible moon and air that smells too sweet. The thought of all this makes me feel beautiful and extraordiarily wild today....I hope a human does not pass by....I hope the humans stay out of my home. Some days....I do not like humans at all and want to stay in a forest...a frosting forest with John. Where could he be?

To be continued...........

Where is he?????

I must use my senses of smell and hearing and look for his scent.

Being careful in the woods is important due to you may run into any bear...not just John. The wolves are hunting today I hear their call. I think I smell the scent of his musky fur. My adrenaline is shooting into my nostrils...where is my gun? I must remain calm and possibly play dead if he sneaks upon us....OMG....

He is very cunning and smart....can run too fast and well did I mention....He is a bear....yes they can eat you....especially if you smell or look like frosting....on a hot summers eve....or Christmas morning....